Top Ten Tuesday - May 8th (1)

This is a feature that's run over at the Broke and the Bookish, which is an awesome blog. And it's a feature that occurs every Tuesday and I've been wanting to participate for a while and, apparently, today is the day. Mostly because today is about quotes and I love quotes. Specifically today's one is: Top Ten Favorite Quotes From Books. This is going to be hard, I love quotes. I'm going to make it smaller and say these are some of my favorite funny quotes. (Well, I find them funny, at least, I hope you will, too).

These are just some random funny quotes that make me smile/laugh. There aren't any real spoilers down there, but here's a list of the books that these quotes are from: The Titan's Curse, Paper Towns, City of Bones, City of Glass, Name of the Star, Changeless, The Lightning Thief, Darker Still, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Half-Blood Prince.

Favorite Quotes From Books(Humor/Funny):

1.

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

...

I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.” 

Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

2. 

Radar threw his books into his locker and shut it. Then the din of conversation around us quieted just as a bit as he turned his eyes towards the heavens and shouted, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS!"

John Green, Paper Towns

3.

"Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."

Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

4. 

"Patient, grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."

"I always thought it was 'good things come to those who do the wave,'" said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

5.

Welsh is actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.

Maureen Johnson, The Name of the Star

6.

"Alexia," she hissed to her friend, "there are knees positively everywhere. What do I do?"

Gail Carriger, Changeless

7.

"How did you die?"

"We, er... drowned in a bathtub."

"All three of you?"
"it was a big bathtub."

Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

8.

"Coffee first. Schemes later."

Leanna Renee Hieber, Darker Still

(I feel like this should always be true).

9.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

10.

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"

"Yes," said Harry stiffly

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

These aren't in any specific order and they're probably not all my favorite, favorite. I can think of tons more that I love, but these are the random ones I found going through the ones I'm 'liked' on Goodreads. (These are all from Goodreads, by the way, so if there's anything wrong with them, I'm truly sorry). Also, I haven't actually read the Restaurant at the End of the Universe yet, so there's that. Anyway, if you did a Top Ten Tuesday today or whenever, feel free to link me in the comments, I love theses kinds of things!

My Favorite John Green Quotes

I love quotes and I kind of collect them. From silly to inspirational or sad, I've got a fair amount of them saved on Goodreads or in my quote notebook, as I call it. However, I do believe I have more by John Green then maybe any other writer. (Probably only rivaled by the amount I love from Cassandra Clare.) NOw, these aren't really going to be in any particular order, but I'll try and put them in such. They're all different kinds of quotes, though, so we'll see. Some will be deep and insightful, however, some will also just be funny. I hope you enjoy.

From books: (I'm just going to say: POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD)

1. "Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia." (From Looking for Alaska)

2. "Book are the ultimate Dumpees; put them down and they'll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back. (An Abundance of Katherines)

3. "What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person."

4. "So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane." (Looking for Alaska)

5. "It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things." (Looking for Alaska)

6. “Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.”

From VlogBrother's videos:

1. "Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself." (Vlogbrothers video)

2. "You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them." (I'm not sure if this is from a VlogBrother's video, but it's not very spoiler-y, anyway.)

3. "The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date is a circle." "Vlogbrothers video)

4. “…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.”

5. “Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, 'Maybe I don't want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.' But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That's awesome. That's a great way to... get diabetes.”

And, lastly, we have:

6. “Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.”

I hope you enjoyed the above quotes. However, this week is John Green week, being hosted by IEatWords (with the help of others), so we're going to try and post something everyday. Maybe not every single day, but almost.

Best wishes!